Says the instruction booklet: What is Tetris? Now consider how many more rebellious youngsters of the post-Reagan era those folks at Nintendo could've attracted with this objective: You are Mother Russia! You want to destroy those pesky capitalists with your armada of powerful rockets! To do so, you must disguise yourself as one of them-- as a creator of immense commercial buildings and skyscrapers, each of which are constructed out of seven primitive tetrads.... Watch those filthy Yankees and Western Europeans prosper in their domiciles and free markets! But then, when they least expect it, Ka-BLAM! Use a long tetrad (in the form of a missile, of course) to flatten their cities! The score will tally up how many gluttonous industrialists you have killed, or at least financially corrupted! Soon, the blasting of the Russian rockets will celebrate the final conversion of the world into one gigantic People's State! Ah ha ha haaaahhh! Then again, maybe "get points or the game ends" is sufficient enough.... |
TETRIS 101: | OBJECT | GAME PLAY | HISTORY | POINTS FOUR | INVERTED R | SPOILERS | SEXTRIS |
THEORY: | TETRIS 101 | TETRADS | FAQ | LINKS |
GB TETRIS: | THEORY | TECHNIQUES | FUN & GAMES | KOBASHIKAWALAND | (MAP) |